If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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penis

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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A women in the kitchen.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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