How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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hard cheese

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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