- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

hey hey apple

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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