- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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