Yo Mama just died.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Tommy got neutered.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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No!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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