- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

69.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Women's Rights..

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!