- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.