Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Refridgerator.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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