What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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