- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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