- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

National security?

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's an Anti Joke?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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