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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A man did not like this site

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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