- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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