- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Pianos.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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