What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

dassa

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

scraggle is in you pillow case

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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