- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

no really what are ur names?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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identical jokes get different votes.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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