Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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