Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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