- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A man did not like this site

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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