- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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