- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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