What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Derp

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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