- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

whats white and looks like paper paper

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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