Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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