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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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