my mind's eye?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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your mom is so fat.

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