- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??