What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Female Orgasms

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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