- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

I literally died laughing

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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