what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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