- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

In soviet Russia...things are different

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

YES! EXACTLY!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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