Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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