Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What the hell are you doing?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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