Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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