A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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