- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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