Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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