- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

9/11

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The Game.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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