- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

The Holocaust

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Stop Spam Read Books

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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