Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

adam hodgson !

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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