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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Jack Stevens

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Jack Stevens

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."