Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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