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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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