why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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