Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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kill yourself

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I need to start studying.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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