Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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