Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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