How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Anti Joke

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