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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

anal seepage

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Justin Bieber.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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