Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Wolfjob.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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