Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Anti Joke

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