Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I'm hungry.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

why did sally drown cause she was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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