- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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