- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Soccer...

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

JUST KIDDING^

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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