- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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