Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

To mama so old, she might die soon.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

guess what what that wasnt it

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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