- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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