- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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