- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Your text.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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