how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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epic win?

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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im @ work, LOL.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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