y u no like me joke?

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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