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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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