- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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