- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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