- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What comes after 23? 24.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

anal seepage

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What is the name of the car? What

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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