Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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