Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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the bible

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Barbara Streisand

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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