Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

where's mom I killed her

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Justin Bieber.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Alchohol.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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