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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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