- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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