- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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