What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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CAS

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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good looking women

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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