Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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1+1=2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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