Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Death by kayak

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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