once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Penis.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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