Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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