- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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