- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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