- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Women's rights.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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