Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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You're tall.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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My cat just died.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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