- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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