What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Invisible Children Foundation.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

CFL

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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