- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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