America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Justin Bieber

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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