- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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