- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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