An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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