How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How do you spell eight? 8

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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