- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Ross.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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