- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Hail Heetluh

a black guy hates chicken.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Women's rights.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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