Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's 9 + 10 19

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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