What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Penis.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Penis chickens

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Amazing

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