Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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