What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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