A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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