- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Your face

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Barack Obama

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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