Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Sam Hengal.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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