What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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