- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did Delaware? A coat.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Terry has ebola

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

MySpace.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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