- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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